math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

ierobrows:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

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When a white van pulls up near you.

“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”

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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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Teen Girl Problems:
I think my boyfriends cheating on me
OMG she called me a bitch
What skirt do I wear to the party?
Who Should I grind with?
My bestie just kissed my ex
i broke a nail
My Problems:
My Movie won't load
tumblr won't let me post
my edit is too bright
i can't find the right position to lay in
whys all my chips gone
im hungry
i want food

Reaction when the finale of Glee ended:

colferstrucked:

When a Cute Person Calls You Cute…

kaseyspeaks:

Me On Tumblr...

Me: why cant i be good at photoshop?
Me: why didnt i think of that
Me: why does that have so many notes?
Me: i could do better
Me: omg funny post is funny
Me: that gif described my life
Me: LOL ALL IT SAID WAS AWKWARD HOW DOES THAT DESCRIBE ME?
Me: oh yeah because im awkward
Me: i have like no followers
Me: i need friends